1. We do not rent the movie "Ghost" or "Chocolate" or "The English Patient", or any with Leonardo Di Caprio. Forget "Sex and the City "or any film musical.
2. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and his body thrown to the dogs by their peers on a spree.
3. Unless you have murdered a family, you must rescue from prison to any friends in less than 12 hours.
4. Never talk to another man in the bathroom.
5. If you know a guy more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever.
6. The maximum time you should wait for another guy who's running late is five minutes. For women, it requires ten minutes minimum, and then ten minutes per point. The score is based on what good it is (scale 1-10).
7. No man is ever required to buy gifts for another man. In fact, even remembering your birthday is strictly optional and slightly gay.
8. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend or fat of the appointment of a friend is a legal duty. Should be conducted with good will and even the end. Your friend is forbidden to speak of the fact.
9. Before dating a friend's ex, is required to request permission to it, and it is required to grant it.
10. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and appoint full alignments of at least three teams from the sport.
11. If a man has his pants down, is your problem, you did not see anything. If a girl has his fly down, it is your duty to tell your friends.
12. Universal fare for friends help you move out is covered with beer.
13. A man under any circumstances must have a cat, indeed, does not even have to like his girlfriend's cat. This includes all toy dog \u200b\u200bbreeds toy and mini.
14. When you get to a place where men are watching sports, you're forced to wonder how they will, but never ask who's playing.
15. Unless you're in prison, Never fight naked.
16. If you praise another man, other than for their good taste in clothes.
17. In a discussion between your girlfriend and a friend of yours, ever be against friend, except when the promise of a spirited night with the bride is in play.
2. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and his body thrown to the dogs by their peers on a spree.
3. Unless you have murdered a family, you must rescue from prison to any friends in less than 12 hours.
4. Never talk to another man in the bathroom.
5. If you know a guy more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever.
6. The maximum time you should wait for another guy who's running late is five minutes. For women, it requires ten minutes minimum, and then ten minutes per point. The score is based on what good it is (scale 1-10).
7. No man is ever required to buy gifts for another man. In fact, even remembering your birthday is strictly optional and slightly gay.
8. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend or fat of the appointment of a friend is a legal duty. Should be conducted with good will and even the end. Your friend is forbidden to speak of the fact.
9. Before dating a friend's ex, is required to request permission to it, and it is required to grant it.
10. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and appoint full alignments of at least three teams from the sport.
11. If a man has his pants down, is your problem, you did not see anything. If a girl has his fly down, it is your duty to tell your friends.
12. Universal fare for friends help you move out is covered with beer.
13. A man under any circumstances must have a cat, indeed, does not even have to like his girlfriend's cat. This includes all toy dog \u200b\u200bbreeds toy and mini.
14. When you get to a place where men are watching sports, you're forced to wonder how they will, but never ask who's playing.
15. Unless you're in prison, Never fight naked.
16. If you praise another man, other than for their good taste in clothes.
17. In a discussion between your girlfriend and a friend of yours, ever be against friend, except when the promise of a spirited night with the bride is in play.
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