Women Care (Whatever their role, daughters, wives, single, married, widows, concubines, lovers, girlfriends, mothers, aunts, etc..)
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formally notifying them from June 11 until the July 11, 2010, (duration of the World Cup South Africa 2010) unreservedly apply the following rules:
1. Grocery shopping and the supermarket will NOT match schedules and / or repetitions of the same (without exception).
2. Should read the sports section to let us talk of otherwise not be surprised if they did not speak during that month.
3. During the entire month the television is mine, at all times, without exception. Control, or look at it.
4. If they have to pass in front of the TV during a game, they can, under the condition that it is crawling and crawling, and without distracting or make noise.
5. During the games I am deaf and blind. Do not expect to attend, listen, watch, open the door, answer the phone, see the child who fell the second floor, greet your mother, shop, turn off the fire in the kitchen, etc. Nothing, but NOTHING!.
6. You must supply the beer fridge and smile when a friend comes to share some hours of football.
In gratitude, I'll let you watch TV from midnight to 4 am, provided that there is no repetition of the games during that time.
7. If you see me upset because the team (Mexico, Brazil and Spain) will lose not tell me "no big deal" nor "safe quiet at the end wins." Only you will make me angrier.
8. You can sit and watch a game with me and you can talk, but only commercials during halftime. (For you to understand: That's when on TV are not the players). Do not ever make any technical comment, not abuse it. Do not expose yourself!
9. The replays of the goals are very, very important. No matter if you saw them before, or if I know them by heart. I want to see again, many, many, many times. (Do you understand?)
10. That does not happen to any of your girlfriends to marry, baptize, illness, or dinner meetings, and less visiting, much less semi-final day and NEVER the final day because there are only three possible answers:
a) NO ;
b) NOOO, and
c) NOOOOO.
11. If a friend invites us to watch football in a bar or at home, we will without hesitation. No matter if you call at the last minute. Ah! and if you're not ready in time you stay!! (Got it?).
12. Summaries of the night games are as important as the games themselves, for your safety, do not you ever say, "But if you already saw, why not change?" or "Are not you bored to see every time the same?".
13. The days of the Opening and Final, you must prepare a roast super special, buy beer and sending children your mother's house or where you want to. You should stay home and serving sandwiches, ceviche and open the beers (all in absolute silence), unless the course content is updated in rule number 11.
14. Save on statements like: "How good that the World Cup is every 4 years", "Fortunately, it only lasts a month" or "Thank God over!" I am immune to expressions of bad taste. In case you do not know, there are: Champions League, Copa Libertadores, Copa Sudamericana, Premier League, Italian League, English League, Mexican League first division and to first "A", also when the world just start the playoffs for next year. IF YOU ARE WOMEN
Leela, Memorize AND TAKES TWO COPIES, ONE FOR REFRI DOOR AND THE OTHER SIDE IN YOUR BED.
IF YOU MAN HELPING HEALTH (MENTAL) AND DEVELOPMENT OF HUMAN RIGHTS, SEND 50 COPIES OF THIS LINK TO EACH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS THAT ARE NOT suffocate ENTERARDAS AND THEIR HUSBANDS IN THE GLOBAL POOR; ALSO SEND THIS WARNING MESSAGE TO YOUR FRIENDS TO BE PREPARING FOR HIS WIFE.
is
formally notifying them from June 11 until the July 11, 2010, (duration of the World Cup South Africa 2010) unreservedly apply the following rules:
1. Grocery shopping and the supermarket will NOT match schedules and / or repetitions of the same (without exception).
2. Should read the sports section to let us talk of otherwise not be surprised if they did not speak during that month.
3. During the entire month the television is mine, at all times, without exception. Control, or look at it.
4. If they have to pass in front of the TV during a game, they can, under the condition that it is crawling and crawling, and without distracting or make noise.
5. During the games I am deaf and blind. Do not expect to attend, listen, watch, open the door, answer the phone, see the child who fell the second floor, greet your mother, shop, turn off the fire in the kitchen, etc. Nothing, but NOTHING!.
6. You must supply the beer fridge and smile when a friend comes to share some hours of football.
In gratitude, I'll let you watch TV from midnight to 4 am, provided that there is no repetition of the games during that time.
7. If you see me upset because the team (Mexico, Brazil and Spain) will lose not tell me "no big deal" nor "safe quiet at the end wins." Only you will make me angrier.
8. You can sit and watch a game with me and you can talk, but only commercials during halftime. (For you to understand: That's when on TV are not the players). Do not ever make any technical comment, not abuse it. Do not expose yourself!
9. The replays of the goals are very, very important. No matter if you saw them before, or if I know them by heart. I want to see again, many, many, many times. (Do you understand?)
10. That does not happen to any of your girlfriends to marry, baptize, illness, or dinner meetings, and less visiting, much less semi-final day and NEVER the final day because there are only three possible answers:
a) NO ;
b) NOOO, and
c) NOOOOO.
11. If a friend invites us to watch football in a bar or at home, we will without hesitation. No matter if you call at the last minute. Ah! and if you're not ready in time you stay!! (Got it?).
12. Summaries of the night games are as important as the games themselves, for your safety, do not you ever say, "But if you already saw, why not change?" or "Are not you bored to see every time the same?".
13. The days of the Opening and Final, you must prepare a roast super special, buy beer and sending children your mother's house or where you want to. You should stay home and serving sandwiches, ceviche and open the beers (all in absolute silence), unless the course content is updated in rule number 11.
14. Save on statements like: "How good that the World Cup is every 4 years", "Fortunately, it only lasts a month" or "Thank God over!" I am immune to expressions of bad taste. In case you do not know, there are: Champions League, Copa Libertadores, Copa Sudamericana, Premier League, Italian League, English League, Mexican League first division and to first "A", also when the world just start the playoffs for next year. IF YOU ARE WOMEN
Leela, Memorize AND TAKES TWO COPIES, ONE FOR REFRI DOOR AND THE OTHER SIDE IN YOUR BED.
IF YOU MAN HELPING HEALTH (MENTAL) AND DEVELOPMENT OF HUMAN RIGHTS, SEND 50 COPIES OF THIS LINK TO EACH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS THAT ARE NOT suffocate ENTERARDAS AND THEIR HUSBANDS IN THE GLOBAL POOR; ALSO SEND THIS WARNING MESSAGE TO YOUR FRIENDS TO BE PREPARING FOR HIS WIFE.
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